Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The future is here! Sort of…


I recently read a story about a defense contractor that started work on a fantastic piece of equipment – something unheard of in our times. How were they this far ahead of everyone technologically? No one could touch them! Then I read down farther in the story and realized this project had a deadline 50 years from now! Yes, they had made projections 50 years into the future as if they were being fulfilled today.

This, of course, is ridiculous, as 50 years from now no one will remember anything they promised or even the company itself the way mergers and such go these days. But what a fantastic idea! There’s nothing to lose by doing this, they’re not exactly lying (they may well intend to make this device and have started brainstorming about it) and they had worldwide publicity to gain (which they definitely got.)

In light of all of this, I am now announcing that Omnimusic has begun work on a service that will revolutionize the music for film business: The Omnimatic 3000 Mind-melding Music Mapper.

Yes, find the perfect piece of music for that video you’re working on simply by viewing the video while our home page is open in another window. We will be able to read the brainwaves of your sub-conscious while you are viewing the video and will be able to know instantly what piece of music you need - even when you don’t know it yourself!

Imagine the time and effort you’ll save slogging through countless pieces of music that just don’t seem to work. Oh yes, by the way, we don’t intend to have this finished for another fifty years or so…but we’re working on it.

In the meantime, we offer a service that’s close. When you’re stuck, contact us, let us know what you’re working on, and we'll help you find music that will work. No, we’re not psychic (yet) but we do have an enormous amount of experience in music supervision as well as audio and video production, so it’s the next best thing.

“What a great idea!” you say?

We knew you were going to say that.

-Dave Hab

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